Saisir Le Jour ~
When your mom cries and you’re just like

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a post with this many notes

Because there’s nothing more universal than the feeling of impending doom you get when you see your mother crying.

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mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

(via suckstobehonest)

seerows-kindness:

geekcounselor:

theprettygoodgatsby:

oncelerswaifu:

benedict-cumberbatchs-cheekbones:

johnwatsons-dick:

chaystar:

barackfuckingobama:

thecoffeemuggle:

cyruspotnoodle:

sexthursexdragon:

queenofshellednuts:

forever reblog. dat elbow

The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?

her shoulders. they’re… bare.

She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.





Why is she carrying something else other than a Bible? Tsk tsk.

guys oh my god why are you reblogging something like this my eYES SERIOUSLY I DIDNT WANT TO SEE THAT TAG THIS SHIT

Hey guys don’t complain about these women
I mean just look at how it is now

the joke just flew over your goddamn head



Oh god, this made me die a little. 

I have never seen someone miss a joke this obvious that thoroughly. Wonderful.